"Let's Cut the Red Dragon" Cutlet Leftovers

 Hey, Dungeon Meshi Maniacs.  While I'm glad you stopped by I'm sorry to say this won't be much of an update.  You see, thanks to last week there's really nothing left to talk about!  We made a pork cutlet which is awesome but what's left to say?  Pork...the other white meat?  Seems like someone else has said that already. There really wasn't a new monster to eat so we can't mine that avenue.  And the literal Main Event is next week when we cook and eat a Red Dragon.  There's not much left on that plate, DMMs!

I gave thought to talking about how awesome Namari is.  But do you really want to hear me glowingly talk about a picture of beauty?  Blazing red hair, strong, knowledgeable about metals.  *sigh* What a wonder.

I'll save you further amorous ramblings.  I had considered talking about Chilchuck's rampant alcoholism.

Guy just keeps digging himself deeper and deeper.  But if I were getting ready to face a Red Dragon I may also need some liquid courage even if I had no intention of fighting.  Maybe I should cut the dude some slack this week?  

Then I thought maybe get a little personal?  Talk about how as a Dungeon Master I could not actually design a dungeon to save my life!

It's in the title of the game!  But if you were in a campaign I ran then you were not going in no dungeon.  Too complicated.  You have to draw halls and corners.  Fun Nih Fact: I took Drafting in High School because my cousin told me it was an easy class.  HA!  I'm lucky I didn't put my eye out with the compass.  Have you ever been laughed at by someone who pronounces herb with a H?  DMMs, the hurting never stops. No, spatial thinking isn't my strong point.  So I avoided any dungeon designing during my DMing tenure. Open Plains & Dragons!

So let's leave it at that, DMMs.  A quick update so we can rest before the big battle next week.  Trust me, you won't want to miss it!  We are finally doing to put down a Red Dragon and then put it in our stomachs!